Onanistic Horror!!!

I presume this month's funny old comic cover illustrates the "sensation" of masturbating under the influence of particularly strong psychedelic drugs whilst riddled with Catholic guilt... See how his own subconscious is so disgusted at his sinful pleasures, it's made him think that his own hand will kill him (the finger chaps look a bit like angry and judgemental catholics too). I've heard of the term "beating the meat" but this takes the biscuit! May this be a warning to all you sex and drug crazed beatnik deviants out there... DON'T DO IT!!!